I thought I was retarded

On the phone at work. On hold for the 5th time. Trying to get a password reset, that was reset yesterday for no good reason. Muzak is playing in my ear, it sounds like a Geisha girl and a Dutch girl should be dancing together to it. I hate the Dutch.....

Toilet Humor

Random, yes, but funny.

I was leaving the men's lavoratory this afternoon at work, and right as I swung open the door someone in one of the toilet stalls ripped a big huge fart. There was a lady walking by at that same moment and she turned and looked towards me with a look of horror. Like I had flung open the door, was wearing a hockey mask and revving a chainsaw.

And that Ladies and Fags, is why farts are hysterical.