Monday, April 27, 2009


My Bea.....

I seriously just found out that Bea Arthur has died. Went to the boys room, sat on the pot and cried. Texted all that I thought cared. Got consoled by my work faygette Cynthia. And now I have to blog.

I have never been so sad about a celebrity passing. And it's not like the heavenly angel on earth didn't have it coming, she was elderly enough I suppose. I guess I just thought she'd be the last to go of all of the Golden Girls, she was the strongest! And, she got production credits and still made money off the show, Rue and Betty better not be laughing.

The pregnant pause......

The double take.........

The pants that looked like skirts.......

The collars.............

The man voice...........

The stern eyebrow.......

Mrs. Arthur, I will miss you for the rest of my life. Thank you for being a friend.

Friday, April 24, 2009

It's About Time

What a week. Celebrating it's closure with a little Michael Gray for song #2 today.

Teaching Sunday School at church this weekend. Those little fuckers better listen to me.....

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Just for one damn day!

New to HHS:the sequel. Tunes whenever I feel like fucking posting them......

Bought this off iTunes at Mommy's house this weekend, listened to it for the first time leaving the little house on the prarie. If you knew what I accomplished this weekend, it's totally fitting.

P.S. Went to the feed store with my Dad this past weekend to get munchies for the horses. The sister fucking worker behind the counter was chatting with The Dad, who told him I was The Son home for the weekend, and hopefully we could get some potatoes planted in the garden before the rain hit. Sister fucker replied, "Well, I'd get him on his hands and knees so he could get to work. Looks like he's capable." As if I wasn't there. Oh sister fucker......if you only knew about these hands and knees. Ha Ha!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

80's hair

Is it just me, or is 80's hair comming back for women? I've seen a lot of bitches walking around looking like this lately.

Be still my beating heart if I start seeing some French Braids walkin around anytime soon.

This is the only 80's hair that I want back.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Take off your shirt Friday!

So my good friend Cynthia at work Instant Messaged me this link this morning.

cynthia c:

ME: holyfuckingshithell

We like to send links back and forth. Usually they're funny news stories or something concerning farts or poop, but today proved to be the best link day ever.

I like the image of a shirtless male body, prefferably a jock-type ridiculous muscle build, smooth in certain parts, fuzzy in others, with a perfect set of cum gutters (abs). In other words, just a fantasy guy, something that I would like to be but prolly won't. But this site is total overload for me, so much that I haven't been able to sit and watch through a whole "swap". And I am soooooo buying a pair of Adidas Shoes the next time i need new gym shoes. You know that's totally pointed to the gay male demographic.


Friday, April 3, 2009

10 LBS

So...been layin off the sauce (only cause I'm broker than MC Hammer), upping my cardio from 30 mins. to 60, and sometimes skipping supper. Yes, my puppies, I stepped on the scale today and found that I'm a little more than less 10 L to the fuckin' BS. 25 More and I'll be the picture of my own perfection, while saving up for some Nip/Tuck action. Wish me a bit o' luck.