Friday, July 31, 2009

iTouch my Shuffle

I've never posted one of those shuffle game thingers to where you set your iPod on shuffle and answer questions with the following song titles. So here we go, hopefully none of my Amy Grant songs pop up.

What do your friends think of you?Monster-L7, I'm really not, but do love a good Monster Movie

If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say...
I turn to You- Mel C., Hello 2001, BTW, I only turn to my right hand.

How would you describe yourself?HA! Pussy-Lords of Acid, I guess I am what I refuse to eat?

What do you like in a guy/girl?Hide U- Kosheen, yeah that's pretty much right

How do you feel today?Love Sensation- Loleatta Halloway, only lovely sensation I'm gonna be feeling is cashing both of my paychecks in about an hour





What is your life’s purpose?
Take me Away-4 Strings, Yes Calgon.....you are my life's purpose.

What is your motto?My Destiny-Kim English, and here I thought it was "We're not leavin' till we're heavin'"

What do you think about very often?
Living Dead Girl-Rob Zombie, I think of Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 coming out on August 28th quite frequently lately, actually! WEEEEEEEE!!!! NERD!





What is 2+2?Stand Inside Your Love-Smashing Pumpkins, This one's just gay and nothing would make sense.....except that "4" song. It's pretty good.

What do you think of your best friend?
Spunk-Greek buck, but I also think of that from my worst enemy too

What do you think of your special someone?
Gimme More-Britney, It's 2 years ago BITCH

What is your favorite makeout song?
LoveGame-Lady GaGa, No, it's my favorite riding on a disco stick song actually





What is your life story?Start Rockin'-Anitloop, well, it deffinately aint "Stop Rockin'" fo sho!

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Star Catching Girl-Brother Brown, because Football catching boy is way too dangerous

What do you think of when your special someone comes in the room?Pitchin' (In Every Direction)-Hi-Gate, Sounds like I'm getting gang banged

What will you/did you dance to at your wedding?
One Eye Shut-Robbie Rivera, Cause I'm going to have to be completely hammered to ever get married.

What will they play at your funeral?HA HA HA HA!!! Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon by Marilyn Manson, I guess that's fitting

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

She Wolf



I adore Shakira. Even when she sounds like a billy goat. The billy goat's toned down a bit for her new single, which I equally adore. I listen to a lot of Spanish singing divas, Shakira, Fey, Thalia, etc. and really enjoy the fact that they all usually have a few disco inspired tracks on most albums (or at least release remix versions). But I feel like She Wolf is dripping with all the discoey goodness that Madonna creaked the door open for with "Confessions" and Lady gaga blew open with "The Fame". I'm rilly rilly hoping that dance/pop/electronica music is coming back in it's cylce that it usually goes through every 5 to 10 years. I could use some more fun to some beats that are sick while I take a ride on my disco stick.

Take a listen to the track on my playlist below if you want.

On a side note, I took some emergency effedrine that I have in my desk for days where I feel severely sleep deprived. Today was one of those days....now I feel like Speedy fricken Gonzalez. Whoop Whoop!

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/16021302027

Friday, July 10, 2009

Rub-A-Dub-Dub


Hey there Davey....welcome to shirtless Friday.

Not My Day

So I was 25 minutes late to work today......baby Jesus could come down from the sky, give me back stage passes to Kylie, and line up all of the Abercrombie ass I could eat, and I am never that late. I am so waiting for my boss to pull me aside....while I'm blogging.

In my rush this A.M. I forgot my badge to get into the building. No big deal, thinks me, until I meet "UUUGGGGGGHHHHHH" face. Now let me tell you, that most people I work with are pretty nice. We're all dead behind the corporate eyes, but yet still try to look out for one another. "UUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" face must be new. She walked right by the transparent door, looking at me in the eyes all the way, gets to the last bit of my focalpoint, I shrug my shoulders like "what the fuck", she pauses, double takes, looks at her watch, scratches her pussy, eats a muffin, smells her hand, then decides she can open one pane glass door and let me in. As she rolls her eyes at me.

Let me tell you this. NO ONE ROLLS THEIR EYES AT ME! I asked, "Is there a problem, Miss?" and I got the cold shoulder as she walked away. There was another poor late soul about 50 ft. behind me....I waited my turn, and held the door....

My karma better be damn good.....