Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Janet's Leaking!

I'm totally crapping my britches for the leaked Janet demo (? sounds pretty complete to me) that I heard on the Gay Pimpin with Jonny McGovern show this week. Here's a link to the show, they play the song at about 107:30, give or take.

It's Janet exactly the way I like her. She introduces herself like she often does, "Miss Jackson..." Throws a little giggle in at the beginning, and not since "All for you" has she explicitly left a good 20-30 second stretch about 2/3rds into the song for a good choreographed break down. Classic fuckin' Janet. Trying to hear if she's back in the clear with the Jam/Lewis team since her time with Jarmaine Dupri seems to have expired (about 7 years and 3 albums too late).

I was even able to find some teaser art for the new album....HATE IT. But she can look as whacked out as she wants to as long as she can deliver on the tunes. I miss me some good quality Janet, and while there have been a handfull of songs from her last 3, well 2 of the last 3 albums, I'm hoping for a full disc of loveliness like she used to do.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Company emails

So, there's an administrator at the large office in which I work, that lives to send massive emails out to everyone in the company. Just nice little informationals or reminders. Well, this is what was sent out today:

Someone left a large tube of Triple Antibiotic Ointment in the Upper Level Men Restroom. Please come and claim this as soon as possible.

Thank you.

One after one, you could hear the snickers, the repulsive gagging, and the whoops and hollers from up and down the endless rows of cubicles. Most of the time this guy's lost and found emails include earings, gloves, or even at one point in time, a pen. Go figure, in an office.

Well, about 15 minutes later, I receive another email. This time from a guy I know that works down the hall, but rarely talk to other than a quick "howdy" as we pass each other in the hall (and no, we really don't say Howdy".

Someone left a large tube of Cock Lube in the Upper Level Men Restroom. Please come and claim this as soon as possible.

Thank you.


Come to find out, there's a bunch of employees that poke fun at every one of these emails this way. And now I know about it, which really only means that I now have another reason to get shitcanned if I ever get caught distributing these kinds of emails. I can't help it though. Here's one more for good measure:


The Fire Alarm is being taken out this afternoon to cut on cost.

And since we have crappy life insurance we don’t care if you all

burn up. In event that the Alarm sounds, please disregard and

stay in your death trap of a cube. You will not be advised if an

actual emergency condition exists.

And ehre I thought everyone who worked here was dead behind the eyes. There's life out there after all!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

You might not know.....

Going through the break up/move out process, there's a shit ton of self reflection going on. Hey, it's a major change of life. Perspectives rarely show themselves as blatantly to me as they are right now, so I'm trying to understand the type of person that I am so that I can try to be the kind of person that I want to be. Don't always feel so open, or so raw, but I thought some of you might like a weird ole' peek to the inside of Heat (for those of you who already haven't seen my insides). Here's 50 things you may or may not know about my gay ass.

1. I can't live without my iTouch.
2. I don't ever want to be famouse for anything.
3. I won't use crayons that are brand new, they're my idea of perfection.
4. I'm violent sometimes.
5. Julia Roberts is my favorite.
6. I'm scared to death to be alone.
7. I'm not scared of hard work.
8. I get bored too easy.
9. I'm an alcoholic.
10. I have family that I don't love.
11. My dog's are the greatest.
12. My dad is my hero.
13. I'm a Christian and go to church almost every week.
14. I use humor to mask pain.
15. I love ice cream.
16. Jackie Brown is my all time favorite movie.
17. I wear a size 12 shoe.
18. I used to cut myself as a teenager, sometimes I relapse.
19. I'd love to become a highschool English teacher.
20. I have a hard time with Math.
21. I have two step-kids, I love them dearly.
22. I'm actually a very happy person.
23. I'm going to see my idol, Kylie Minogue in October.
24. I can make love for hours.
25. I'm a risk taker.
26. I don't have very many friends.
27. My favorite color is blue.
28. I'm in love with someone that I don't like a lot of the time.
29. My oldest nephew is like my little brother.
30. I get scared really easily.
31. I don't know how to play video games.
32. I don't like horses.
33. I'm really happy with the size of my penis.
34. I love rainy days the best.
35. I get lonely easily.
36. I'm the fattest I've ever been in my life.
37. I grew up on a farm.
38. I have crippling nightmares sometimes.
39. I love horror movies.
40. There's an autographed copy of Cosmo decorating my work desk of Jennifer Lopez.
41. I can't stand toenails.
42. I get crushes on people way too easily.
43. I could quit smoking if I felt like it.
44. I think anal is weird, but good.
45. Sometimes I donate my time.
46. I like to sleep while snuggling with my dog.
47. I don't like to be touched if I don't welcome it first.
48. I think I'm going to die in my 60's.
49. I still love my ex-boyfriend.
50. Life cereal is the food of the God's.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


So I pick up my new apartment keys on Friday over my lunch hour. Have yet to do any packing, for a number of reasons. The main reason including that the ex doesn't want to come to terms with the fact that this is really happening. The few people I've told of what's going down have all expressed their concerns with his mental state once he lets it hit home, suggesting that I make this move as fast as I possibly can. So I suppose a bunch of moving boxes laying around for the last week would not have been good for his psyche, nor my belongings when the bipolar roller coaster leaves the platform. It doesn't help that I'm also putting in a 72 hr work week between the 2 jobs and am so dragging ass the way it is.

So I think I might pick up the keys on Friday, take a carload of my things that he won't even notice over this weekend. Along with a few changes of clothes, pick up some toiletries, and pack up a sleeping bag. That way I can ask for the next weekend off from job #2 for moving the rest of the major things but have the new place set up enough to stay at. My patience are deffinately worn thin over the fact that I've been trying to move for over a month, but have either not had the availability of a good place to go or else the means to do so.

In the same breath it's pretty weird to know that the time has come and where I thought I'd be out of the door running and screaming, I'm not. I'm not saying that I want things to stay the way that they are, or that I'm questioning my decision. Just the feeling of the end looming, yet, without any kind of closure. I took the kids to the sitter on my way to work this morning, probably my last time doing that, and instead of feeling dread or sadness, felt only numb. And that's okay with me. Not like I won't ever see them again, just probably won't be for a while, my choice as well.

So with that said, I'm about off to go to my home of 2 more days, and do my best to make sure that the last 2 days are as uneventful as they can be. Everything's worked out peachy up until this point, no reason it won't for the rest. Layta

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Adult MeMe

The “Adult Questions - Don’t Be a Pussy” meme.

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Well sure!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm more of a lady of the night myself.....

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Suprisingly no, I'm such a seasoned drinker that I'd be more likely to roll into a coma than puke.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I have not, and no I haven't ever been offered money to put them back on either.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Swimming Pool

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want a flip flopper.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Well sure!

8. Love or Money?
They make money every day, can't manufacture love though.

9. Credit cards or cash?

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Been lucky enough to have a few.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Camping all the way

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wal-mart parking lot.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
I guess if I had too....I'd rather not though

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?

15. Ever been to a bar?
Hells yeah

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No! That'd be like getting kicked out of church for me, I'd have no where else to go

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Usually all the people I drink with would just leave me laying on the ground.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
A handy.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes please!

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, everyone here is a total boner kill anyhow.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Sure have

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Nothing too exciting, but yay for porno

23. Been caught having sex?
Mom....we were just talking

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I'm not sure, probably.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
You mean people share names before copulating? no way!

Monday, August 3, 2009