Monday, September 28, 2009

Countdown to Kylie: 3 days

Leaving for San Fran tomorrow night after work, where I no doubtedly will end up eating rice a roni while wearing flowers in my hair. Ok not so much. This weekend was a treacherous wait, although I did find a beacon of light......a leaked set list for the concert.

Don't know if it's real or not, but I'm very happy to see every song I want on there.....save for one. One very special song entitled, "Your Disco Needs You!"

This little number is an anthem of sorts, considering it's supposed to sound like an anthem I guess, a national anthem to the gayest place in the universe. And while I'm a little dissapointed to not see it on the list, I'm sort of relieved. You see, my slutty sister JP and I, well, we share this song. My big whore JP and I have choreography to this song. That big ole cum dumpster of a JP and I even sort of know the words that she speaks in French, or Italian, whatever kind you like on your salad. So, I guess I'm happy that it gets to remain at the center of hot dog down a hallway JP's apartment before a night out on the town while pre-drinking. Remember the one time you said you didn't think your disco needed you anymore JP? It's never needed you more........sniff, snot, snort..... :-)

1 comment:

jp said...

(sniff, snort snort)

Yeah, I saw the set list but didn't want to be the one to break the news to you. But you're right, it's our song and it would have been wrong for her to sing it to you without me there. See? Kylie knows us.

Did we really do a naked firedrill down the Hanighen hallways? I think that means I was actually cool at one time in my life!!