Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Heat's Hot Spot: The Sequel

We all know that sequels rarely, if ever, stand up against the original that came before. Well, at least in movies, let's see about blogs.

Returning to play the role that garnered him instant fame and fortune is my favorite artist of all time, Me. But what is this? A new setting? A new supporting cast? Oh God, please tell me that there will at least be a few cameos by some familiar fagotty faces that we so loved in part one!

Kids, the budget is small and some of the original actors have gone on to greener (or browner....ewww) pastures. Hey, considering our first venture last ended over two years ago, I think our valiant hero has fared quite well (even though he's like a million times fatter).

So anycow, the show of absolute ridiculousness and rowdy hi jinx continues.........

(this was all supposed to read like the beginning of star wars, so just try to imagine. If you don't want to, than you're gay.)

1 comment:

jp said...

It's okay for gay men to like Star Wars.

That's what I keep telling myself.

Welcome back, poopface!