Life on the shitter

What a crap week. I had a co-worker get her lazy ass fired on Monday, basically for not doing any of her work for a few weeks. Seems that pregnant women shouldn't be expected to do anything but eat and bitch and moan and show pictures of their sonograms. So said work got shoved over to me, and I'm still getting my regular workload, which has also grown since my department went from 5 people down to me and another girl......who is new and doesn't get the tough orders. So, this week, I haven't been able to get up and walk around and do stuff once every 30-45 minutes like usual. I feel like that bitch in Kansas who sat on the toilet for two years and her fat asscheeks grew around the lid. I really dont feel like sawing a glory hole on the bottom of my swivle chair either, although if I must I will. Anyhow, that being said, I can now totally relate to the people who cut the fetuses out of pregnant bitches and leave the mom to become a carcass. Not really, but we're going for drama here now aren't we?