I think they both have "HAY" fever

Sounds like there's kind of an uproar this morning in the gay community about Adam Lambert not winning Idol cause of his sexuality.....


I personally think these two have been butt fucking each other for months.

The Holy Grail

Guess who's going to be in Oakland on opening night? The biggest mother-fucking fan that she's got........I'm literally gagging.

Gay Marriage in Iowa

I have two of the best neighbors in the world. They're a lesbian couple who have been together for quite a while, have a very nice looking house and very nice cars. They also have little twin kids, about 3 years old, little boy and a little girl, that they were able to concieve through insemination. On every nice day they walk by our house and stop and pet the dog, then either me or Tom runs into the house to grab a tootsie roll or lollipop for the little ones. Then we stand around and chit chat for a while.

Lately our conversations have revolved around the gay marriage issue in Iowa, 10 minutes away from where we live in Omaha. And I think Landy summed it up the best,

"Could they have picked a more retarded looking couple to fucking throw on the news?" (picture above)

We all concured. These women had about a 1st grade vocabulary and were able to get past the 3 day waiting period because their mom had health issues and was the only one in the household with a valid drivers license to drive them to the courthouse.....

I knew the freakish would come first and the rest are still mulling over colors and flowers. On that note, congratulations to my buds Susie and Linda who got married yesterday. And no, you're not one of the freakish.

Oh yeah, and it's take of your shirt Friday again.



I'd like to LaBouf all over his face.

RIP Bea

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My Bea.....

I seriously just found out that Bea Arthur has died. Went to the boys room, sat on the pot and cried. Texted all that I thought cared. Got consoled by my work faygette Cynthia. And now I have to blog.

I have never been so sad about a celebrity passing. And it's not like the heavenly angel on earth didn't have it coming, she was elderly enough I suppose. I guess I just thought she'd be the last to go of all of the Golden Girls, she was the strongest! And, she got production credits and still made money off the show, Rue and Betty better not be laughing.

The pregnant pause......

The double take.........

The pants that looked like skirts.......

The collars.............

The man voice...........

The stern eyebrow.......

Mrs. Arthur, I will miss you for the rest of my life. Thank you for being a friend.

It's About Time

What a week. Celebrating it's closure with a little Michael Gray for song #2 today.

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Teaching Sunday School at church this weekend. Those little fuckers better listen to me.....

Just for one damn day!

New to HHS:the sequel. Tunes whenever I feel like fucking posting them......

Bought this off iTunes at Mommy's house this weekend, listened to it for the first time leaving the little house on the prarie. If you knew what I accomplished this weekend, it's totally fitting.

P.S. Went to the feed store with my Dad this past weekend to get munchies for the horses. The sister fucking worker behind the counter was chatting with The Dad, who told him I was The Son home for the weekend, and hopefully we could get some potatoes planted in the garden before the rain hit. Sister fucker replied, "Well, I'd get him on his hands and knees so he could get to work. Looks like he's capable." As if I wasn't there. Oh sister fucker......if you only knew about these hands and knees. Ha Ha!

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